Monday 29 October 2007
Our gift to you
On this, our 3.46th birthday, we’d like to share a little something we made for one of our dearest friends. Hopefully it’ll make you laugh so much that you'll fall of your chair and die from a severe concussion.
Sunday 21 October 2007
We kill for money
So, it's been a while since last time, but since we're delivering a piece with Hollywood style production and a bit of sing song, we really don't feel that bad about it.
Monday 24 September 2007
Monday 20 August 2007
Friday 3 August 2007
Thursday 2 August 2007
The Nobel Prize in literature, here we come!
So, we've had our holidays, and more work to do than we ever thought could be possible, but now we're back. And hopefully we'll start posting stuff more frequent again.
Friday 13 July 2007
Friday 29 June 2007
Friday 22 June 2007
Friday 8 June 2007
Happy bombing
Summer is here and it's time for some park life. But before you go to the green haven - print yourself a copy of our murderer paper airplane (click on image for high-res). If you throw it in someone's head you might even get a good run out of your park visit. Fitness from fear - it's the future.
Monday 4 June 2007
The return of No. 3
Hello.
Hello.
So. Could you give us a quick introduction to who you are?
No.
Why not?
I don’t feel like it.
But this is an interview.
Yes, and that means that you should be asking leading questions, not that I’m supposed to do your job and make things up.
Ok… Let’s approach this from another angle. Why Murderer No. 3?
There are already two murderers, and I’m the mascot that sits on their table. Hence No. 3.
And will you be a regular fixture on the blog from now on?
I’m not sure. That’s the plan. But things can always change – say that the Murderers get tired of this format. Then I may take on another role. We’ve talked about opening up our own kebab place: “Kebab - made from the Murderers murders”.
That sounds really disgusting.
You haven’t tried it yet.
That’s true, but with that name…
Sod off.
How about something personal? What do you do on your spare time?
I mostly sit around at the Murderers desk and stare at people.
Ok, so here’s another question we’ve all be asking ourselves – why are they called the Murderers? Isn’t that a little bit of a morbid nickname?
Well it’s a long story, and well… if I told you then I would frankly have to kill you. Sorry about that, but I’m sworn to secrecy,
Anything else you would like to add?
Yes. This is the most stupid interview I’ve ever been part of. I’m a plastic toy that isn’t alive and that can either talk or write, so you’re making this whole thing up by yourself.
No we’re not
Yes you are.
Well if we are, then why won’t you stop talking.
Because you keep writing stuff that I can't be saying. So stop it!
Ok then. This is getting a bit old anyway…
Thursday 24 May 2007
Tuesday 22 May 2007
Tuesday 15 May 2007
Join the rally
We're proud supporters of this initiative from our dear friends Benrik . Join the rally and become one you too.
Friday 11 May 2007
Tuesday 8 May 2007
Thursday 3 May 2007
Tuesday 1 May 2007
Friday 27 April 2007
Happy 33
To make that special day for you special someone even more special it can be worth wrapping your gifts in a special wrapping paper.
Our suggestion is our series of murderer wrapping papers. For people about to become 33 it would be perfect to wrap the gifts in "Christer Pettersson", who at 33 allegedly shot the prime minister of Sweden. For those about to become 35 "Charles Manson" would be the perfect choice.
Tuesday 24 April 2007
Tuesday 10 April 2007
Thursday 5 April 2007
Wednesday 4 April 2007
Late night biscuit experiment
The best ideas seem to come when you're working late. Or is it just that they seem good because it's late?
Monday 2 April 2007
Thursday 29 March 2007
Wallpaper-o-rama
As the start of our series of bespoke murderer wallpapers for your computer we start out with an oldie but a goldie.
Wednesday 28 March 2007
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