The Murderers

THIS BLOG HAS BEEN KILLED BY THE MURDERERS

2008-11-03T19:37:00.004Z

This blog is dead. But relax, we've put all our stolen money on a real website instead. www.themurderers.net

Our gift to you

2007-10-29T12:08:00.000Z

On this, our 3.46th birthday, we’d like to share a little something we made for one of our dearest friends. Hopefully it’ll make you laugh so much that you'll fall of your chair and die from a severe concussion.

We kill for money

2007-10-21T15:11:00.000+01:00

So, it's been a while since last time, but since we're delivering a piece with Hollywood style production and a bit of sing song, we really don't feel that bad about it.

Wallpaper-o-rama part 6

2007-09-24T19:21:00.001+01:00

When nothing needs to be said...

2007-08-20T20:31:00.000+01:00

We're watching you

2007-08-03T10:32:00.000+01:00

The Nobel Prize in literature, here we come!

2007-08-02T23:32:00.000+01:00

So, we've had our holidays, and more work to do than we ever thought could be possible, but now we're back. And hopefully we'll start posting stuff more frequent again.

Our dear friend Mr. Dynamite

2007-07-13T01:23:00.000+01:00

Instant ghettofication

2007-06-29T10:19:00.001+01:00

Good old Shoreditch.

Wallpaper-o-rama part 5

2007-06-22T11:19:00.001+01:00

Happy bombing

2007-06-08T17:20:00.001+01:00

Summer is here and it's time for some park life. But before you go to the green haven - print yourself a copy of our murderer paper airplane (click on image for high-res). If you throw it in someone's head you might even get a good run out of your park visit. Fitness from fear - it's the future.

The return of No. 3

2007-06-04T15:10:00.000+01:00

Hello.
Hello.

So. Could you give us a quick introduction to who you are?
No.

Why not?
I don’t feel like it.

But this is an interview.
Yes, and that means that you should be asking leading questions, not that I’m supposed to do your job and make things up.

Ok… Let’s approach this from another angle. Why Murderer No. 3?
There are already two murderers, and I’m the mascot that sits on their table. Hence No. 3.

And will you be a regular fixture on the blog from now on?
I’m not sure. That’s the plan. But things can always change – say that the Murderers get tired of this format. Then I may take on another role. We’ve talked about opening up our own kebab place: “Kebab - made from the Murderers murders”.

That sounds really disgusting.
You haven’t tried it yet.

That’s true, but with that name…
Sod off.

How about something personal? What do you do on your spare time?
I mostly sit around at the Murderers desk and stare at people.

Ok, so here’s another question we’ve all be asking ourselves – why are they called the Murderers? Isn’t that a little bit of a morbid nickname?
Well it’s a long story, and well… if I told you then I would frankly have to kill you. Sorry about that, but I’m sworn to secrecy,

Anything else you would like to add?
Yes. This is the most stupid interview I’ve ever been part of. I’m a plastic toy that isn’t alive and that can either talk or write, so you’re making this whole thing up by yourself.

No we’re not
Yes you are.

Well if we are, then why won’t you stop talking.
Because you keep writing stuff that I can't be saying. So stop it!

Ok then. This is getting a bit old anyway…

Celebration!

2007-05-24T11:23:00.000+01:00

The dance we do after a successful hit. (Music by the fantastic Bold Faces )

Wallpaper-o-rama part 4

2007-05-22T14:22:00.001+01:00

Join the rally

2007-05-15T16:12:00.000+01:00

We're proud supporters of this initiative from our dear friends Benrik . Join the rally and become one you too.

We didn't do it

2007-05-11T11:36:00.000+01:00

No. This turtle got himself to blame.

Mind control experiment

2007-05-08T09:26:00.000+01:00

Strangely enough we've only got it to work on mugs. But you just wait...

Wallpaper-o-rama part 3

2007-05-03T14:32:00.000+01:00

We all say welcome to Murderer No. 3

2007-05-01T13:32:00.000+01:00

Happy 33

2007-04-27T10:38:00.000+01:00

To make that special day for you special someone even more special it can be worth wrapping your gifts in a special wrapping paper.

Our suggestion is our series of murderer wrapping papers. For people about to become 33 it would be perfect to wrap the gifts in "Christer Pettersson", who at 33 allegedly shot the prime minister of Sweden. For those about to become 35 "Charles Manson" would be the perfect choice.

Nature we've killed

2007-04-24T17:36:00.000+01:00

Wallpaper-o-rama part 2

2007-04-10T10:19:00.000+01:00

Another sweetie for your desktop.

Happy Easter!

2007-04-05T11:37:00.000+01:00

Today we thank Mr. Bunny for giving us such nice chocolate eggs. Thank you Mr. Bunny.

Late night biscuit experiment

2007-04-04T10:12:00.000+01:00

The best ideas seem to come when you're working late. Or is it just that they seem good because it's late?

Sunny Sunday

2007-04-02T08:56:00.000+01:00

A stroll in the park. A cute squirrel. Nice.

Wallpaper-o-rama

2007-03-29T12:28:00.000+01:00

As the start of our series of bespoke murderer wallpapers for your computer we start out with an oldie but a goldie.

Hello world

2007-03-28T12:02:00.000+01:00

We're now 1 minute into the life of blogging. Haven't killed anyone yet. Damn!